Here, he gives us his comedic take on his Saints team-mates...
Best Saints player you played with?
Bruce Reihana. All round probably the best player, mind you his guts were awful.
Toughest Saints player?
Neil Best. Also the most ridiculous by far. He should release a book.
Who was the most skilflul?
Carlos Spencer. He was only there less than a season while I was there, but incredible to play with and watch.
Who was the Saints kitman’s nightmare?
Nacho Lobbe, the smelly Argie. Awful hygiene.
Who was the best Saints dancer?
Who was the worst Saints dresser?
Chris Ashton. Wigan chav had the ability to make any clothing look awful.
Who was the biggest Saints drinker?
Jimmy "P***" Downey. My house-mate for nearly four years. He'd always keep a six-pack at his bedside for when he woke up on Sunday.
Who had the worst chat?
Euan Murray. Too many movie quotes.
Who was Mr Vain?
Stephen Myler. Weekly hair cut and cheeky 10 on the sunbed.
Who had the best hairstyle?
Ben Lewitt, but it cost him a fortune.
Who was the grumpiest?
Ryan Lamb. A great lad but knew how to throw a tantrum.
Who was the best singer?
Ben Foden would have you believe it was him, but I I'm not sure anybody stands out here.
Who was the leader?
Dylan (Hartley). Was always the person to galvanise the squad through good or tough times.
Who was the coach’s favourite?
Phil Dowson. A really good orator and definitely like another member of the coaching staff.