But I’m going to hazard a guess that this topic is still likely to run for a while... so let’s discuss the tribulations of our current prime minister.
There have been a few shocking revelations of late, some of which I guess we’ll have to put to one side until all the official reports and investigations are released in full.
According to this article, she also talked her way out of an attempted hijacking of her car by the IRA.
I’d certainly like to meet and have a drink with her; I imagine she has some interesting tales to tell!
Anyway, that’s not the shocking revelation to which I’m referring.
I was surprised to see the nearby constituency of Rutland and Melton was constantly referred to as part of the ‘Red Wall’ of newly-Conservative seats.
As far as I can recall, this has always been Tory; Sir Alan Duncan was its previous MP. To the best of my knowledge it’s never been Labour.
A group of MPs having a discussion about recent events has been labelled the ‘Pork Pie Plot’ because it apparently took place in Alicia Kearns’ office, the current Rutland and Melton MP.
Cue a flurry of journalists heading to Melton Mowbray to speak to the locals and to eat pork pies.
I’m not knocking it: I’m quite partial to a Dickinson & Morris myself, in moderation.
But then came the shocking revelation, at least in my eyes. A man who was interviewed said he used to like Boris because he was, and I quote, ‘a man of the people’.
Now Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson might be many things, but never did I think I’d hear anyone describe the Eton-educated, Oxford graduate as that!
Perhaps there’s a different definition in Rutland and Melton...?