Dawn French says she has spent her whole life vigorously attempting to be a fully functioning female human.
That amounts to 30 million minutes of life and her show Dawn French in 30 Million Minutes comes to Royal & Derngate in Northampton.
The comedian and national treasure has written her new show based on her life and career and looks and the delights as well as the tribulations.
She will discuss the various lessons life has taught her and the things she has learned and feels she knows for sure.
She will discuss her lack of willpower, her knack for nosey parking and showing off.
Dawn French takes to the Derngate stage in her solo comedy show on Wednesday, June 11, at 8pm.
Tickets – priced from £35 to £39.50 – can be booked by calling the box office on 01604 624811 or online at www.royalandderngate.co.uk.