P is for perhaps the biggest surprise, given recent history, is that any of it is surprising at all.
A is for a football club that has become a poorly drawn caricature of itself.
T is for the illogical reasoning of an owner who, in a results business, makes decisions where results are an irrelevance.
H is for here today, gone tomorrow - highly regarded coaches treated as discardable toys.
E is for egotistical players acting like their workplace is a primary school playground.
T is for the surety that the same madness will happen again and again until the owner moves on.
I is for inane, idiotic and indecipharable.
C is for Chelsea.